Overheard

While the boys were playing in their room-
Ethan: "You killed my father!"
Kamden: "I AM your father!"
Ethan: "NOOooooo!"

After Kamden had gotten in trouble:
Mom: "You haven't been nice to your brothers, and now you're not being nice to me."
Ethan: "Maybe you have darkness in your heart, Kamden."
Kamden: "I DON'T HAVE ANY HEART!"
(I guess they've been watching too much Star Wars)

Kamden was getting dressed and he was frustrated. He brought me a pair of underwear and said:
"I can't wear these! They are too fat for me!"

While driving, Ethan said from the backseat:
"That is a funny thing..."
I asked him what was funny and he said:
"Those two ducks were stuck together."